Humorous Dumb and Dumber Series..

I have here in this blog a few jokes to share. They are not blonde jokes nor they are rude jokes. They are jokes with a philosophy behind it which I find it quite humourous. It's like a life poems to me.

• A piece of bacon and a sausage are in a frying pan being cooked. The sausage says, "It's hot in here, isn't it!" and the bacon replies, "Wow! A talking sausage"

• One morning Daddy Bear came down to breakfast, to find his porridge bowl empty. "Somebody's been eating my porridge, " said Daddy Bear. "Someone's been eating my porridge!" said Baby Bear. At that moment Mummy Bear came out of the kitchen and said, "You stupid bastards. I haven't made it yet!"

In our daily life I found many people just like the bacon as being told in the first joke and you may find Daddy Bears and Baby Bears in your organization. Would love to have your comments on these jokes. Thank you.