That is how it is....

• As a truck driver came flying over the top of a hill, he spotted two figures in his path rolling around in the middle of the road. The driver blew his horn frantically, but the couple continued their lovemaking in spite of his warnings.The truck finally slid to a halt barely three inches from the pair. 'Are you crazy?' the driver shouted at them. ' You could have been killed!'The man stood up and faced the driver. 'Well, I was coming, she was coming, and you were coming ,' he panted, 'and you were the only one with brakes.'
• King Authur was heading off for the Crusades when he called one of his squires and said,'Here is the key to Guinevere's chasisty belt. If in ten years I haven't returned you may use the key.' His majesty crossed the drawbridge and set off along a long dusty road. He stopped, turned his horse and took one last look at his castle. Whereupon the squire rushed towards him yelling, 'Stop! Your majesty! Thank goodness I was able to catch you. This is the wrong key!'