Another Dumb & Dumber Series

Sometimes we just want to show to other people we can do what we want to do not realizing that what we want to show to others really make us look stupid. Be careful with what we want to show others:

• A young businessman rented a beautiful office and furnished it with antiques. But no business was coming in. Sitting there, worrying, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wanting to look busy, he picked up the phone and pretended he was negotiating a big deal. He spoke loudly about big figures and huge commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, 'Can I help you?' The man said, 'I've come to install the phone.'
• A blond was tired of hearing blond jokes and decided to prove people wrong. She spent weeks studying a map of the United States, memorising all the capitals for all the states. The next time someone started telling a blond joke she said,'Hey , not all blonds are stupid. I can prove it. Give me the name of any state and I'll tell you its capital.' 'Vermont,' someone suggested. 'V' she answered.